Title: Slashfic Plushie Bundle (Ghost 🦊 + Mike 🐺)

Two killers. Zero words between them. Infinite comfort. 🦊🐺🔪

👑 FOR THOSE WHO COULD NOT CHOOSE 👑

You tried. You really did. You made pros and cons lists. You replayed their routes. You asked the internet. The internet was divided.

So you said forget it, I'm getting both. Honestly? Correct decision.

🧸 ALSO AVAILABLE AS:

Ghost 🦊 + Leather 🐷 | Ghost 🦊 + Jay 🐰 | Mike 🐺 + Leather 🐷 | Mike 🐺 + Jay 🐰 | Leather 🐷 + Jay 🐰

💋 WHAT YOU GET:

🧸 Ghost Plushie (Limited quantity) 🧸 Mike Plushie (Limited quantity)

Both shipping now.

📦 SHIPPING INFO:

• USA: +$10
• International: +$25

⚠️ SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

• One plushie on each side of the bed, no further questions
• Explaining to guests why two killers are watching them
• Absolutely zero regrets about not choosing

🩸 These are the OGs. The ones who started it all. Now they can haunt your shelf together.

Some rivalries are better left unresolved. 🦊🐺